Friday, September 5, 2014

Number 2

"Can I go to the bathroom?"

Again and again they ask me.

Say "no" and risk a parent complaining about child abuse or some other such nonsense. Or maybe take a seat in a warm, moist chair.

Say "yes" and they won't stay in the room!

Special friend: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
Me: "Did you go to the bathroom at lunch recess?"
Special friend: "No."
Me: "You need to start using the bathroom at lunch recess, even if you don't think that you have to."
Special friend: "But I have to go number 2!! I always have to go number 2 right after lunch! What choice do I have?!"

Fair point my special friend. NEVER say no to a dubbie. 

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